Freestyle Live 4rm Sin Sin (09.22.08)

This was the same day this happened...Anyways...Figure Yall Might Like iT...Freestyle Live From Sin Sin (09.22.08)

"Real Rude"-S.J.'s (Muthafuckin Sealey Jr's!)

Niggas should thank my dick. Start callin u niggas lefty and righty cuz ya'll on my nuts! From the way ya'll holla at females on the street to the little slick phrases that come out ya'll mouth. Bitches, yes you bitches make me feel comfortable enough to walk around wit my Hanes, some Nike socks, and a wife beater on in ur crib while smoking a Newport and seein what's to eat in the fridge. Please get Daddy's house shoes and a Corona w/ Lime so I can finish explaining how much you niggas mean to me.

S.J.'s or Sealey Jr's as I would like to call em. Cuz ya'll my childrens. I catch some of the shit that come out these niggas mouths and even in the way ya'll tightening ur stance and starting to Diddy Bop. Look @ ya'll and be like goddamn I know I'm the man but you gotta find ur own way. You ask WHY? Because mufuckas is grown ass men, that's why!!!!!!!!

My Doonaz done became so loose wit it that niggas is forcin me to come up wit new and improved slick shit to say. Gotta watch em cuz I know these niggas ::pauses:: like my style, gotta bite my style, I gotta that wanna join em, cuz they can't beat em, these niggas scared to FIGHT MY STYLE! Prime examples of what these lil son dula, doja ass mufuckas do, say shit that ya'll heard from me, or someone else, such as I'll Slap That Face, Sks sks sks ::callin a chic:: (I stopped doin that when I was 15), callin people what I call them cuz I'm entitled to callin em that, worrying bout how much I paid for what I got and so on. That's the shit that I don even allow females to do and niggas is men so why o why? Imma start callin ya'll niggas veins cuz ya'll ON MY DICK!!! Since ya'll feened out for swaggy so badly, here ya'll go throw some of this on and get ur own.

GET YOU SOME because these niggas is killin it on the block wit they own Sealey!

U Know What Really Grindz My Gearz???

**Those who know me from my infamous "U Know What Really Grindz My Gearz???" bulletins on Myspace...Well guess what...It'z Back...Outta Retirement...Here I iZ!!!...Let's Get iT!!! Better Yet...Let's Celebrate With 3 Of A Kind**

U KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDZ MY GEARZ???...SWAGGER...Some1 Plz Body That Word...Plz...iFuckin' Beg U...iFeel Like I've Been Infected By iT...Swag was the gayest shit I ever heard...Now the full "SWAGGER"...Now I Don't This Like The Meaning Of SWAGGER...iHate The WORD!!!...Might As Well Let A White Man Call Me NIGGER While I'm @ iT...That Damn Jay-Z x T.I. Song iZ Causin' This Epidemic 2 Spread Like Aids iN Africa...Well I'm Put A Condem On My Ears...Oh I'm Not DONE!!!...Peep This...

Definitions of swagger:

noun: an itinerant Australian laborer who carries his personal belongings in a bundle as he travels around in search of work
noun: a proud stiff pompous gait
verb: act in an arrogant, overly self-assured, or conceited manner
verb: to walk with a lofty proud gait, often in an attempt to impress others
verb: discourage or frighten with threats or a domineering manner; intimidate
adjective: (British informal) very chic
name: A surname

So why not replace SWAGGER with ASSHOLE...


"No1 On The Corner iZ An Asshole Like Us"...Sounds Better Don't Ya Think...iSay Goddamn!!!...And Thatz WHAT REALLY...Wait...

OK NOW ROUND 2...U KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDZ MY GEARZ??? Barack Obama!!! Yea iSaid iT!!!...This Guy Has A Bigger Bandwagon Than Jordan x Jay-Z x LeBron x Diplomats x Nintendo x Sony x Interscope Combined!!!...And 4 What??? Lemme Hit U Wit Some Reality...85% Black Ppl Are Voting 4 Obama...Becuz He's Black...iWish I Was Wrong...But I'm Not...Look Around...The Nigga Who Just Bought The Fresh Dunks x Sidekick Lx x Magnum Condems x 2 Bottles Of Grey Gooses x 2 Tropicana Cranberry Bottles iZ Registering To Vote As We Speak...Why???...Cuz Obama iZ Black...Meanwhile truth be told...Barack Obama iZ Tom Dubois From The Boondocks...Yea iSaid iT (iMiss The Boondocks)...

If iDo Vote This Election...I'd Pick Obama...Why???...Not Cuz Of Obama...But Becuz iT Would Scare The Livin' Shit Out Of Me 2 Know My Next President iZ Suffering From Alzheimer's Disease And His Replacement iZ When Gidget Goes To Washington...Oh Yea...Hip Hop...Stop Actin' Like U Matured Cuz U Support Obama...Most U Niggaz iZ Doin' iT 2 Look Kool & Smart...Stop iT...Lemme Guess...He Got That SWAGGER @ The Debate??? Fuck Outta Here!!!...And Thatz What REALLY...Wait...

Third Times A Charm...U KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDZ MY GEARZ??? eChecks...WTF iZ AN eCHECK!!!???

Definiton - "An e-Check is an electronic transfer of funds in which the money is taken from a bank account, typically a checking account."

Ok...Now 4 Da PreZZ Definition...TAKES A LONG FUCKIN' TIME 2 COME 2 A PAYPAL ACCOUNT!!! Damn...iDon't Think Fema Was That Badd...iWouldn't Know...Anyway...This iZ Some Bullshit...iLike Cash...iHate Checks...I'm A Shoebox Guy More Than A Debit Dickhead...Then Again...We are all Debit Dickheads...Debit Will Replace Cash In 10 Years (note to self re-post this blog in 10 years)...



iLove Money...Cash Money (No Wayne x Baby included)...N That My Friends iZ WHAT REALLY GRINDZ MY GEARZ!!! (dear you...you know who you are...hop off My NUTS!!!)

"What You Gonna Say Now".
-Kevin Garnett

When Keepin' It Real Goes Swag...

"Complex: You and Juelz are all about that swag-splashing. How do you feel about not being included on “Swagger Like Us”?

Jim Jones: I think it was deliberate. I really do think it was deliberate; maybe in my sick twisted mind I’m a little crazy. People know who set the precedent as far as fashion in this industry and people know who damn near changed the world as far as fashion. You look at people, they went from the urban world of clothing, back when Rocawear and Sean John was cool. And then in the past 5 years I stepped in and gave them a taste of what rock and roll looks like from my side. I guess people would say from an urban side, and it seemed to catch on like wildfire, to the point that people was going to stores and asking for that Jim Jones look. Me and Juelz had Chink do our own beat, I have Weezy’s verse in my inbox right now and we kept the hook of that song because it was a sample. So we’re going to put that as a bonus track on the album, and put it to the streets. “No one on the corner got swag like you we don’t Rocawear that’s for fags like you.” [Laughs.]

Complex: Ahhh…

Jim Jones: And look at the Vibe cover. Tell me who Jay-Z looks like in there? Did you see the picture of him? With the Louis Vuitton scarf and all that. Who did that resemble? You can say it. But he did it wrong; he had a Gucci belt with a Louis Vuitton scarf. Who does that? You smell me? That’s like wearing one Nike and one Puma; how you going to get away with that? But I didn’t take the song as a shot, because I don’t feel like none [besides Weezy] of them possess any swag.

Complex: What about T.I?

Jim Jones: I don’t feel like he possesses any swag. Not like that. It’s fabricated. They’re watching other people, then they try and do it. You know people that dress like T.I.? You know people that go out and say let me get a T.I. outfit or do you know people who say “yo, you’re looking like Jim Jones?” Which one? Lemme hear it! When the bitches want to fuck you and the niggas want be like you, who got the swag? Niggas with money and fame always going to look like they doing something ’cause they got the camera in front of them. But the cool dudes always stick out no matter where they at."


Good Grief, Jimmy Jones from jeff on Vimeo.

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iHad This Track Out B4...iT Hit Alotta Blogs...Kool...iT Was A MacBook Track...Which Kinda Led 2 Me Startin' This Series...So...Here...

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